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[16 Nov 2005|11:27pm] |
Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Fat lady opened the windows in here and now I finally can occupy myself with something constructive like watching leaves fall and birds fly. Ahhh the life I tell you! Though sometimes I think of clawing through the screen and leaping to my freedom... or death however you see it. Sometimes I think she put me in this tower just to torture me.
Anyway, I was chattin' with this piece of hawtness tonight. Damn look at that slutty ass pic! I love the internet. I remember the old days when I could just strut around, nads dangling for all the ladies to see (and sniff), the world was my horny piece of feline puss-ay! Bah but now I just find pleasure in sitting on the TV or spraying on Kodachi's shit when she's not looking. heh heh!
I think I'm gonna go pee in a shoe or something. TTYL!
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[18 Oct 2005|10:43pm] |
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I hate my life.
Everyday all I want is to sleep on my shelf. But can I? NO! No, because Kodachi and Calli have to fuckin' make a loud ruckus. Then Kodachi gets all riled up and starts messing with me. This bitch bettah step! This is mai hoose! I mean damn, how MANY TIMES do I have to mark my spots before she'll get it. I'M THE ALPHA CAT! I'm starting to get dehydrated with all this spraying here, spraying there, spraying on Fat Lady's face when she sleeps, it's just exhausting!
Fat Lady brought something home in a bag that smelled like another cat. WTF seriously. HOW DARE SHE. Though I must say he smelled like quite the plump chap. So I squirted some grade A KumaPower all over it. Now she knows who's boss. Damn straight.
Anyway, time to make my rounds. Somehow it keeps going away, I AM NOT A ROBOT!
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| Bears! They can smell the mensturation! |
[15 Sep 2005|12:15am] |
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I think fat lady was on her period or something because she's been emotastic lately. I mean, I know what it's like when you just want to curl up in your favorite place and be alone (mine being anything too small to conceivably fit in... I like to surprise!). She's just being bitchy though. Like all I did was knead her lumpy things this morning and she flipped out. Chill out lady, I was trying to love on you. Then she's like "aww Kuma-chan!!" Psh, freaking bipolar hoe. Sometimes at night to get her back I lay on her pillow until she falls asleep. THEN, I turn the other way and rub my butt in her hair. Take that! She's hasn't put those ghastly claws on me in a while, I better not jinx myself.
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| Yea that's right beech |
[09 Sep 2005|03:43pm] |
It took a month of some hardcore spraying but Miss Fatty finally got the idea. She hasn't had that stupid hoe Calli in the room or let her sleep with us all week. Pissed me off man. She's my fatty, stupid Calli. I hate girls. Girls are so... vaginal. Ugh, I'm hungry.
Anyway today I was laying on my tower and I realized how uncomfortable I felt. So, I licked my ass for about 20 minutes. Feeling satisfied with myself, I took a nap. Man, I'm hungry. So yea, then got up and took a dump in Kodachi's pad. Stupid bitch, that's what you get! So hungry... Got back to my tower and Pasta was on it. So I just walked into his room and ate his food. Can I get a little respect?
Oh snap, Kodachi is trying to take a shit in my purple bubble! g2g!
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[08 Sep 2005|12:50pm] |
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I wiped my butt on the floor this weekend. It was liberating!
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